😩🤣🤭Humor’s Healing POWER😩😂🫢
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July 10, 2024 at 8:06 pm
A friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling. It’s a gnocchia. 🤣😜🤓😎🥸
July 10, 2024 at 8:07 pmI sleep in a castle once every two weeks. It’s my fort night. 😩🤭😂
July 10, 2024 at 8:07 pmWhat do you call the smartest mountain? Mount Cleverest. 🤭😩😂⛰️🌋🗻
July 10, 2024 at 8:08 pmAfter stealing all the punctuation marks off the judge’s keyboard … I’m expecting a long sentence. 🤭😩😂
July 10, 2024 at 8:09 pmSomeone cut down all the trees by the police station. Authorities were left stumped. 👮🚔😩😂🤭
July 10, 2024 at 8:10 pmWhat does an escalator say when it stops working? Nothing, it just stairs. 😩😂🤭
July 10, 2024 at 8:10 pmI know a bunch of good jokes about umbrellas. But they usually go over people’s heads. 🤭😂😩☂️☔️🌂⛱️🏖️
July 10, 2024 at 8:11 pmMy father owned a coal company, but mostly kept it to himself. Mined his own business. 😂😩🤭😎
July 10, 2024 at 8:12 pmYou think jokes about underwater explosives are bad? Just wait until you sea mine. 😩🤭😂
July 10, 2024 at 8:12 pmI just saw a film where someone sprayed meat juices all over a non-fiction book. It’s baste on a true story. 🤭😩😂
July 10, 2024 at 8:13 pmWhat do you call a Jedi with anxiety? Panic’in Skywalker.
July 10, 2024 at 8:13 pmYesterday, someone told me that I look good with a salt-and-pepper beard. I took that as a condiment. 😂😩🤭
July 10, 2024 at 8:14 pmDid you hear about the guy with an irrational fear of buffets? He couldn’t help himself. 😂😩🤭
July 10, 2024 at 8:14 pmWhen I was a child, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime. 😂🤭😩
July 10, 2024 at 8:15 pmWhat do you call a medieval spy? Sir Veillance. 😆🥸🤣
July 10, 2024 at 8:16 pmNever wear headphones while vacuuming. I just finished the whole house and realized I forgot to plug it in. 😩🤭😂
July 10, 2024 at 8:17 pmI’ve decided to learn jokes in sign language. That way, I can guarantee no one’s heard them before. 😩😂😆
July 10, 2024 at 8:17 pmIf someone asked me if I had a favorite prog rock band … I would say yes. 😂😩😆🤣
July 10, 2024 at 8:18 pmLast time I went to the gym I hopped on the treadmill. But people were looking at me funny so I decided to run instead. 🏃🏃🏻♀️🏃♂️💨🤣😩😂🤭
July 10, 2024 at 8:19 pmI saw a big cat wearing a very flamboyant hat the other day. I think it was a dandy lion. 😂😩🤭
July 10, 2024 at 8:19 pmWhich sailors blow their noses the most often? The anchor chiefs. 😂😩🤭
July 10, 2024 at 8:20 pmThe local vampire social club is constantly getting bigger. They’re always looking for new blood. 😩😂🤭
July 10, 2024 at 8:21 pmA friend of mine did his pilot’s exam just after a storm, and flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors. 😩😂🤣😆🌈
July 10, 2024 at 8:22 pmWhat do you call a wheel of cheese that you throw to someone else? A fris-brie. 😩😂🤭
July 10, 2024 at 8:22 pmStarted going to the gym and I dropped 10 pounds very quickly. Thankfully the dumbbell missed my foot. 💪🏋️🏋️♀️🏋🏽♂️👟🤸🤸♀️🤸♂️ 😂😩🤭
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