“What is this?” she asked. “Mary and Joseph and Baby Jesus on a flight to Egypt,” he says. “Well… who’s the fourth person?” “That’s Pontius, the pilot.” Moses is wandering around and he finds the burning bush. He looks closer and sees that while the bush is clearly on fire, it is not burning up. He just can’t believe his eyes, and in his amazement he says “No way!” Then, a voice comes from the bush, and says “Yah way!” 😩🤣🤭

How did the apostles get to Pentecost? Honda! They were all in one Accord. 🤣😄🚘🤭

The youth pastor walked toward us as we gathered in the congregation for the youth group service. “I’m sorry,” he said. “The only thing left is the donuts.” After the donuts were finished, the youth pastor went to the podium and began teaching. He reminded us, “Let us hold to our confection – er, confession. I wish it was confection.” 😩🤣🤭🍩